Have YOU thanked Xyaletoth for allowing you to keep your meat costume and not be consumed by his eternal stomach juices today?
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Memento Mori Death Watch - 1810 Skull Pocket Watch:
All clocks and watches are basically timing our ultimate demise when you think about it. And some watchmaker in 1810 really took that literally with this über goth ‘momento mori’ watch.
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A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens.
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